May 20
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
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May 20
Teaching free will to fish is like teaching poetry to angels.
reblogging again, this is the best
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May 20
how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient
Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time
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May 20
Crazy Science Experiment Goes Horribly Right
I’m tired of these motha f’n experiments!
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